I'm okay with Facebook. I had to get my own account a few years back, after my wife, Nancy, died, and as soon as I did, I started being awarded all of these millions of dollars from Nigeria. Honestly, I there's not enough hours in the day to spend it all, so I just leave it for other, less fortunate folks, to claim. Anyone looking for me on FB will have to look under my childhood nickname, "Chip". It's easy enough to find, I'm the first runner up in the Wilford Brimley look alike contest. ...Ed K.